Mike was attending his MX5 group's monthly meeting and had just told them
he couldn't make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn't let
him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
MX5 friends Mike left to go back home to his wife.
When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the following day
who should be there but Mike sitting up in front of his car, tent up,
fishing rod in hand, oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply. "When I left the meeting I went
home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then
my wife sneaked up behind me, covered my eyes, and said, "Surprise!!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the
bed and you can do whatever you want!"
So, here I am!
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