I'm blonde... so I'm allowed!

[TeenaG]

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
Hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a repair shop.. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
Decided to have some fun.. He told her to go home and blow into the
Tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, and started
Blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
Harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first
Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'

[leamyj]

Good 'un.

I'm not blonde, am I allowed to post blonde jokes???

What the hell......

A blonde was frantically pacing around her mx5 shortly after getting to her destination. When asked by a passer-by what the problem was, she replied that she had accidentally locked her keys into the car, and as the weather forecast was for heavy rain later that day she didn't know what to do because she had forgotten to put up the softtop and the car interior would get destroyed!!!!!

Sorry

J HN

[barney]

john, you better wear a disguise to the next meet. blondes don't forget things like this