Don't mess with Corkmen.

by **Fergus** » Mon, 11 Feb 2008 8:08 +0000

Two Dublin businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick culchie is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Corkman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Cork accent asked "What are ye sellin' her boy?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the Corkman said, "Ye're doing well ... ya langer ...Only two left!"

The moral for Dubliners - Don't mess with Corkmen.

by **mrges** » Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:28 +0000

That damned censor stole some of the impact here.

If AR5E was OK for Father Ted, surely it should be OK here

ARSE, feck, Drink, Women......

mrges

by **Fergus** » Wed, 13 Feb 2008 1:04 +0000

Sorted

by **Sean** » Wed, 13 Feb 2008 7:52 +0000

@rse!

by **Mise** » Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:09 +0000

FECK ARSE Bitches ...

by **Sean** » Tue, 19 Feb 2008 7:38 +0000

Drink!!!


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	Author Message Don't mess with Corkmen. by Fergus » Mon, 11 Feb 2008 8:08 +0000 Two Dublin businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick culchie is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Corkman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Cork accent asked "What are ye sellin' her boy?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Corkman said, "Ye're doing well ... ya langer ...Only two left!" The moral for Dubliners - Don't mess with Corkmen. Fergus *** Posts: 1912 Joined: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 5:53 +0000 Location: Ireland Top by mrges » Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:28 +0000 That damned censor stole some of the impact here. If AR5E was OK for Father Ted, surely it should be OK here ARSE, feck, Drink, Women...... mrges mrges Posts: 1062 Joined: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:31 +0000 Location: Midlands Top by Fergus » Wed, 13 Feb 2008 1:04 +0000 Sorted Fergus * Posts: 1912 Joined: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 5:53 +0000 Location: Ireland Top by Sean » Wed, 13 Feb 2008 7:52 +0000 @rse! Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top by Mise » Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:09 +0000 FECK ARSE Bitches ... Mise * Posts: 175 Joined: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:23 +0000 Top by Sean » Tue, 19 Feb 2008 7:38 +0000 Drink!!! Sean og Sean * Posts: 463 Joined: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:18 +0000 Location: Cork (boy....!) Top


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