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For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:26 +0000

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.


In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realised she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop.. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband’s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care, and he will now be your career!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby shenab » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 9:19 +0000

weird how there are no comments on this one Ann ... class joke. :)
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 10:10 +0000

sure what else would ya expect! :D
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby barney » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:54 +0000

typical, shopping takes precedance over all. sure look at imelda marcos, her whole country falling down around her and she had enough shoes in her collection that it took a lorry to cart them all away. keep going Ann, you'll get there yet :roll: :roll:
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby Ivan » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:57 +0000

shenab wrote:weird how there are no comments on this one Ann ... class joke. :)


Maybe we should have a womens section on the forum :D
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:02 +0000

no need, half of ye talk like women anyway!
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:03 +0000

barney wrote:typical, shopping takes precedance over all. sure look at imelda marcos, her whole country falling down around her and she had enough shoes in her collection that it took a lorry to cart them all away. keep going Ann, you'll get there yet :roll: :roll:


what's her problem?? having them carted away??? silly woman...must get in touch, she could offload some in my direction!
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby Ivan » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:05 +0000

anniniwa wrote:no need, half of ye talk like women anyway!


of course i'm not part of that half
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:08 +0000

Ivan wrote:
anniniwa wrote:no need, half of ye talk like women anyway!


of course i'm not part of that half



Let's have a vote....all ye who think Ivan is a big girls blouse say 'aye'!

Shena ur biast so ur excluded! :D
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby Ivan » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:13 +0000

anniniwa wrote:
Ivan wrote:
anniniwa wrote:no need, half of ye talk like women anyway!


of course i'm not part of that half



Let's have a vote....all ye who think Ivan is a big girls blouse say 'aye'!

Shena ur biast so ur excluded! :D


Be careful....i'll press the magic button and your stripes will fall off.

Ollie has the same type button but his works for ladies underwear
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:17 +0000

I take it back, I take it back....dont' want me stripes to fall off!

Ivan, ur truely a great guy!

Ollie? button? underwear stripper?? wats this all about?
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby Ivan » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:33 +0000

ah bugger i'll have to update my quotes now
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:35 +0000

Ivan wrote:ah bugger i'll have to update my quotes now


jsut put ' x 2'

Just thinking...should we start new thread...for 'Ollies magic button?'
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby shenab » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:47 +0000

You know Ann, was just thinking how sweet it is that one of the lads thinks so highly of us to mention us EVERY time he signs his name.

makes you all warm and fuzzy - doesn't it?
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Re: For all the women who love shopping!

Postby anniniwa » Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:48 +0000

shenab wrote:You know Ann, was just thinking how sweet it is that one of the lads thinks so highly of us to mention us EVERY time he signs his name.

makes you all warm and fuzzy - doesn't it?


Awwwwwwwwww, so cute :flower:
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