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Three friends....

Postby mrges » Mon, 28 Apr 2008 1:29 +0000

Three women friends, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decide to give their men a treat,
then later compare notes. They agree that that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes...

After a few days they meet again...

The engaged girlfriend said: 'When my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 6-inch stiletto heels and mask. He couldn't take his eyes off me and he said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love you. Then we made love all night long.'


The mistress said: 'Ah! Me too! I met my lover in the office and I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. 'When I opened the raincoat he couldn't speak, but his actions spoke louder than words. We still had wild sex all night.'


The married friend sighed: 'I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. 'My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:









'Alright Batman, what's for dinner?
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Postby Fergus » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 4:26 +0000

MUAHHAhahahah !
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Postby mx5ash » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 8:22 +0000

Very good. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Sean » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 7:48 +0000

LMAO! :lol: :lol:
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Postby MX5Steve » Wed, 30 Apr 2008 8:49 +0000

haahahahahaha :lol:
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