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[MX5Steve]

Quick Summary.

Once upon a time, In a land far away called Zoomtopia. A little car called Mattheus (His friends called him "Miata" for short) had a hankering to go on an adventure. He packed his litlle boot and changed his oil, but discovered that his rear diff was low on oil aswell. And so being a bright little spark plug he topped it up himself and set off for the dipstick factory,where all the little baby dipsticks were waiting for their new owners to come and KILL the dark evil Master Dipstick Sean and then all would be free to carry on in the adventure going on a Northern Ireland run. However, when he went to check for the online directions to the north he found they were deleted !!! Luckily he met up with one of his good friends who new the way. So they both headed off with tops down and big smiles on their faces to their friends house, where a "fetish barbeque" was in progress. Miata wore his car bra and molly his friend wore her top down. Later that night a Toyota MR2 sneaked in and rammed his exhaust pipe straight up mollys So he went to easons and bought a paper map to wipe up the mess and then he felt guilty,so he swore he would never do it again,until 1 week later when he was alone,he suddenly had the urge to Go topless again! However he then thought maybe I mite get caught so he decided to wear a gimp mask and leather clad midgets suddenly dragged him into a strange,dark room where in the corner there was something glowing he went over and to his surprise it turned out to be a magic DiPsTiCk. He grabbed it and noticed that his watch, that had'nt worked in 30 years suddenly went tick,tick,tick. However, miata quickly realised that it wasn't his watch that was ticking, it was in fact a

bomb, the size of kentucky. He quickly.....

[Medic5]

remembered that kentucky is a quite a small place, so the explosion would not have enough power to blow his nose, but just be safe he.......

[MX5Steve]

assembled a large mazdaspeed anti-terrorism device which was available from an online parts supplier at €29.99. Suddenly....

[Mise]

Out popped that fecking topless midget again shaking Seans ....

[Sean]

hand and inviting him on a magical mystery tour if he would just swallow this tab of.....

[Mise]

MX5 ... Which is the sneakest of all addictions... so ..

[Sean]

he knocked it back and within 30 minutes he was transported to a place where there are no punctures,no sunday drivers in volvo"s,no red traffic lights,just mx-5 owners dancing and hugging each other and.....

[leamyj]

swapping notes about various components such as fluid level indicators( known in some circles as DIPSTICKS)

[MX5Steve]

This land was ruled by the King Eunos from its beginnings, 19 years ago. But was always at threat from his dark nemesis........

[leamyj]

Lord MR2 and his sidekick Z3.

[MX5Steve]

The Kings two son's were always at his aid, They were Prince mark II and his younger brother Prince Mark III.

[leamyj]

Prince MK II.V , the middle child, was not available that day as he had an appointment with his hairdresser.

[Sean]

Suddenly a Mk1 rushed into the room and exitedly informed all around that a "present" had been left outside the castle gates,it was a 30 foot high "trojan" MR2 and the other MX"s wanted to push it inside the castle so the king.......

[Medic5]

decided in his wisdom to send it for an NCT first, and after filling out ALL the paper wrok it was sent to the "Hole that is the NCT TESTING Centre!" where all............

[MX5Steve]

indiscriminate little problems can prove detrimental. To the kings shock the NCT showed that inside the MR2 was an array of.......