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Once upon a time, In a land far away called Zoomtopia. A little car called Mattheus (His friends called him "Miata" for short) had a hankering to go on an adventure. He packed his litlle boot and changed his oil, but discovered that his rear diff was low on oil aswell. And so being a bright little spark plug he topped it up himself and set off for the dipstick factory,where all the little baby dipsticks were waiting for their new owners to come and KILL the dark evil Master Dipstick Sean and then all would be free to carry on in the adventure going on a Northern Ireland run. However, when he went to check for the online directions to the north he found they were deleted !!! Luckily he met up with one of his good friends who new the way. So they both headed off with tops down and big smiles on their faces to their friends house, where a "fetish barbeque" was in progress. Miata wore his car bra and molly his friend wore her top down. Later that night a Toyota MR2 sneaked in and rammed his exhaust pipe straight up mollys So he went to easons and bought a paper map to wipe up the mess and then he felt guilty,so he swore he would never do it again,until 1 week later when he was alone,he suddenly had the urge to Go topless again! However he then thought maybe I mite get caught so he decided to wear a gimp mask and leather clad midgets suddenly dragged him into a strange,dark room where in the corner there was something glowing he went over and to his surprise it turned out to be a magic DiPsTiCk. He grabbed it and noticed that his watch, that had'nt worked in 30 years suddenly went tick,tick,tick. However, miata quickly realised that it wasn't his watch that was ticking, it was in fact a bomb, the size of kentucky. He quickly remembered that kentucky is a quite a small place, so the explosion would not have enough power to blow his nose, but just be safe he assembled a large mazdaspeed anti-terrorism device which was available from an online parts supplier at €29.99. Suddenly out popped that fecking topless midget again shaking Seans hand and inviting him on a magical mystery tour if he would just swallow this tab of MX5. Which is the sneakest of all addictions. So he knocked it back and within 30 minutes he was transported to a place where there are no punctures,no sunday drivers in volvo"s,no red traffic lights,just mx-5 owners dancing and hugging each other and swapping notes about various components such as fluid level indicators( known in some circles as DIPSTICKS). This land was ruled by the King Eunos from its beginnings, 19 years ago. But was always at threat from his dark nemesis, Lord MR2 and his sidekick Z3. The Kings two son's were always at his aid, They were Prince mark II and his younger brother Prince Mark III. Prince MK II.V, the middle child, was not available that day as he had an appointment with his hairdresser. Suddenly a Mk1 rushed into the room and exitedly informed all around that a "present" had been left outside the castle gates,it was a 30 foot high "trojan" MR2 and the other MX"s wanted to push it inside the castle so the king decided in his wisdom to send it for an NCT first, and after filling out ALL the paper wrok it was sent to the "Hole that is the NCT TESTING Centre!" where all indiscriminate little problems can prove detrimental. To the kings shock the NCT showed that inside the MR2 was an array of wackers wearing tracksuits,56 of them!,so he prepared the flamethrower and told everyone to get back while he sprayed his flammable load. Suddenly the three princes surrounded the MK1 and promised to defend it to the death, even if the MR2 and the Z3 combined there powers. King Eunos revved triumphantly and in one large swoop he..........
![]() watched in amazement as Sean drove in and floored his accelerator and blinded the evil MR2 and Z3 with the smoke and oil pouring from his exhaust and the rest of the MX"s chased the invaders away,but when they returned to the castle,Seans little miata lay gasping on the ground
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![]() Just as all thought he had gone to the great scrapyard in the sky, medic5 backed up, opened his boot, pulled out life saving jump leads. The 1st turn of the key, Sean spluttered. 5 litres of 98 octane was injected stat, with the 2nd turn of the key Sean uttered I can see the lights, with the third turn of key, Sean limped back to life his next words stunned everyone.......
![]() All assembled heaved forth a collective Oooohhhhh as Sean uttered the words that no one could quite believe
F*CK ME THAT Z3 HAS ONE TIGHT ARSE..at this point Sean collapsed everyone looked towards Medic5 shouting whip out your AED ![]()
![]() ....upon hearing this (and fearing a HUGE medical bill
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![]() his engine blew up and left oil everywhere.
Meanwhile...Miata was glad he got out of that place as he really wanted to start his adventure and live it up a little. So he hit the big open road, wheels spinning and his LFB BoV blasting out a huge 'PSSssssstt' making grannys drop dead with shock. The sun was just going down when....
![]() he arived at his destination for the night..the Bates Motel on highway 59. He checked in and decided to hit the sack early, right after a shower...
![]() but when he bent down to pick up the soap he felt a strange mudflap rubbing his rear spoiler......
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![]() So he hightailed it outa there and went zooming straight through the Jack Lynch Tunnel when all of a sudden....
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![]() he spotted a cute little suzuki cappucino with the bonnet lifted. Mmm... this looks interesting, he said, as he made his way over to her. Turns out that she...
![]() was not what he thought.
![]() She had had a rebore and was a very high mileage but having said that her bonnet was open as she had a need for a dipstick . He knew the man to call so he activated the hands free kit and called................
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