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Hello and thank you for calling the AA how can we help you today said the robotic voice over the speakerphone .... Well said Miata .. I have a problem and I wonder could you ....
Suddenly a juggernaut roared into the tunnel
 ......its driver slumped dead at the wheel  .....Sean og
MIATA grabbed cappucino by her big end and dived towards the central escape route.Having avoided certain death by inches, Cappucino was overcome with emotion and started to cry, and Miata.. being the perfect gentleman, offered her a shoulder to cry on.
When MIATA woke up the next morning,he realised all was not what it seemed..........
 Sean og
He felt an unusual stiffness in his engine bay... his dipstick had lost it's bend! "How did this happen?" he asked himself. "It must have been that Geisha , Cappucino" He remembered reading somewhere that certain Japanese "ladies" have magical eastern powers only learned in the most sacred of Shaolin temples. "She sure was some lady" Miata said to himself as he exited the shower/carwash.
Miatas engine purred like a kitten as he headed for.....
the rest of his trip.......suddenly he felt a burning feeling
(with a smeggy discharge) coming from his exhaust "geisha me hole" he muttered to himself as he headed for the doctor.........Sean og
Who promptly prescribed a double dose of redex followed by a service at a mazda dealer. "Fu*k that" said Miata, I'd rather.....
...have Fergus do it instead of those muppets who overcharge by hundreds and do a crap job to boot !!
So he hurried off to his local Centra to get some coffee and choco biscuits as it was well known that Fergus likes a bribe. On the way he boosted around a corner to meet a cop-stop head on.....
Crap..It was that cop who gunned Miata last week doing 120 on the flyover with his top down Suddenly as if by a cruel twist of sarcasim the radio erupted to the tune of " There may be trouble ahead " Nothing left to do but drop a gear and Miata gunned his little nose at the gap ......
and shot through it like a bullet
 ........he drove for miles then pulled in to a disused sheep station cop cars roared past him,sirens wailing but they didnt see him  Miata knew he had to get out of town fast so he thought of a cunning plan........Sean og
Time to get ouyya dodge..I think I will head up to Northern Ireland..
So checking again for online directions he found this time there was no problem..they were all there..so he he made plans to blow this chicken coup at first light and head up to Northern Ireland .....
stopping off first in Dublin to appear on the Podge and Rodge show to critical acclaim from all his friends.........
Sean og
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